<html><body>Guard Stan:<br>
Thanks for your hard work. Today Pinaps doesn't have to worry anymore. Worrying just shaves time off your life, makes you wrinkly, and causes gas. A true friend will put up with all that to help take some of the stress away. True friends also bring salmon soup.<br>
(You can take on this quest once per day, starting at 6:30 am.)
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